Joke virus alert.

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2006 18:18:59

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via
any means - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket and take 2

good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
available for those who can afford it. The next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have
already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Update
After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but
may require a more generous application.

Post 2 by rat (star trek rules!) on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2006 19:03:04

lol!

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2006 19:04:44

Excellent

Post 4 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2006 23:29:30

very good! I love it!

Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 28-Apr-2006 8:20:24

haha. funny

Post 6 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Sunday, 30-Apr-2006 5:40:04

so going to pass a drink my way?

Post 7 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 30-Apr-2006 9:01:33

No, I think the next round is yours Acorna.